Chris Opfer

Chris Opfer is a writer and bathroom graffiti enthusiast in Washington D.C. His work has appeared in The Atlantic, New York Magazine, The Village Voice and Pacific Standard, among other publications.

Stories By Chris Opfer

Is It Something in the Water?

Countless New Yorkers insist the secret to perfect pizza and beautiful bagels lies in our H20. Others say it’s simply technique. One ex-Brooklynite seeks a definitive answer.