Mission Impossible: Finding the Perfect Name for My Kid
By Noah Rosenberg | May 3, 2019
A new dad on the nightmare-inducing challenge of coming up with a timeless but fresh, cool but not too cool name for his son.
As Mark McKinley puts it, “no collector ever says, ‘I’ve gone too far.’” After 27 years and an official Guinness World Record, he stands by that statement.
Over the past 27 years, Mark McKinley, a retired professor of psychology in Amherst, Ohio, has amassed the world’s largest collection of talking clocks. Numbering over 1,000, his collection includes talking clocks from every era and corner of world. The clocks fill every corner of his house and chime continuously throughout the day.
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“The Collector of Time” is an excerpt from “Forever Professor,” a 30-minute documentary about Mark McKinley, collector of talking clocks.
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